Once upon a time, in a far away land, lived a man who dreamed of building a home for his family to live in happily ever after.
His old home had been destroyed by a fearsome yellow creature named Caterpillar, whose belly billowed smoke from the combustion of fossilised remains of dinosaurs.
After entrusting his dream to build a home to a competent builder named Eden of House Brae from the Southern part of New Wales, the man was able to move into his dream home merely 13 months after his old one was destroyed.
His family were never happier and their ever after had begun.
To celebrate the summer solstice, where people of all faiths celebrate the birth of Santa Claus, the man invited his extended family for a feast of brisket and ribs.
The man’s cousin, Princess Stephanie who hailed from the outskirts of the grand regency parklands of Cumberland, decided that the occasion called for tribute. She assembled the finest bakers in the land and ordered a commemorative house made of ginger, sugar, molasses, flour, butter and other spices.
“Impossible!” Cried the bakers. “This McMansion is simply too large and complex to properly capture its essence.”
Undeterred by the cowardice of professionals, Princess Stephanie decided to make the tribute herself. The result was spectacular!
The tribute was so brilliant that all who had come to celebrate Santa Claus had forgotten the true meaning of this holiday. Instead, we celebrated the brilliance of Princess Stephanie.
Eden Brae Waldorf 50 